A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
What does a blonde say after sex?
What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...