Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Top reasons why it’s great to be French
Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....