An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.