yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.