Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.