Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...