Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.