Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...