Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...