Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor…
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Santa’s Helpers?
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Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
The politically correct Christmas
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Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...