Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Biology Class
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...