What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Menu Items Translated
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...