A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...