Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!