Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...