A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...