Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...