What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.