How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Another chicken crosses the road.
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I just managed to settle an account!
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California Crazy Law
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Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Gay Basher
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even more blonde q and a’s
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The 2 Bums!
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Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...