Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE
Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...