Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...