A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.