Entering into Heaven
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The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
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Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...