Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...