Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...