Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...