How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...