Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...