Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Clean Humor
|It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time....
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...