I suppose I earned enough
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Trucker Computer Terms
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Where am I, Cathy?
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If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
The Mom Dictionary!
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Why is the government like a prostitute?
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What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
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