Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...