One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...