Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...