What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...