Mother-in-law burial
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I lost my wife!
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I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
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Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
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This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
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May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...