Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Diary of an AOL User
Diary of an AOL User July 18 – I just tried to connect to...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...