If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...