Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...