A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...