Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...