Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...