Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...