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Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
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How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
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Murphy’s nartial laws
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Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
M and M’s are too smart!
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Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...