Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...