Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....