On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Where is my goat?
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Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...