What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
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Eat the watermelons
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From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...