Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.