An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...