Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...