Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...