Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
Arkansan Citizens Trip
ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...