Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...