Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...